Sunday, 31 October 2010

Day One Life On Earth

Wow! If you ever want to freak yourself out try being born for a trip!

Imagine trying to pass your head through a polo neck jumper 12 sizes to small for you, and you have some inkling as to what it's like.

Anyway I came out was manhandled by some bloke in a uniform and put on a nice warm bare chest, I opened my eyes and saw my mummy and daddy for the first time, it was a bit cold so I sneezed; which in itself is a pretty freaky experience, for some reason this made mummy and daddy cry.

Pooed on the nurse and fell into a fitful sleep.

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