Imagine trying to pass your head through a polo neck jumper 12 sizes to small for you, and you have some inkling as to what it's like.
Anyway I came out was manhandled by some bloke in a uniform and put on a nice warm bare chest, I opened my eyes and saw my mummy and daddy for the first time, it was a bit cold so I sneezed; which in itself is a pretty freaky experience, for some reason this made mummy and daddy cry.
Pooed on the nurse and fell into a fitful sleep.
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