Leave My Nappy Alone!

Why oh why do these people who call themselves my parents, who claim to love me, keep changing my nappy? Every time I do a nice warm poo or pee in my nappy one of them takes it off and replaces it with an empty one.

What the hell is that all about!? I keep trying to tell them, but they don't seem to understand me, the only way to get through to them I reckon, is to keep filling them as fast as they can change them.

Maybe that's my job, is to fill nappies; anyway this is a pic of me filling up a nice fresh one.